we'll scare the skies with tigers' eyes...

It turns out that not all the work experience guys are getting as much out of this as we might have hoped.  In the two weeks that they are with us, these students are working to get credits towards an NVQ in Customer Service.  As part of this process, they have a workbook that they need to fill out, detailing the things that they have learned each day.

Well.  I heard a story today about a girl on work experience in one of the other departments who has perhaps not been as diligent with this workbook as we might have hoped.

On the front, she's drawn a classic cock & balls.

Slightly bizarrely, she has attempted to conceal this by turning it into a picture of a gerbil.  This feeble attempt at subterfuge failed and she was caught and her workbook was examined to see if she was paying any attention at all.  Apparently not.  Things got worse inside the book.  As well as more cartoons of the male genitalia, in every space for answers, this girl had written the same repeating phrase....

I LIKE BALLS IN MY MOUTH.
I LIKE BALLS IN MY MOUTH.
I LIKE BALLS IN MY MOUTH.

She's fifteen years old.

You really can't help some people.

Although, to be fair, as career aspirations go, that one might be fairly easy for her to achieve.  I rather suspect she may already have got there, to be honest.