"A safari park in Merseyside is urging patriotic football fans to remove England flags from their vehicles to stop gangs of baboons pinching them.
Bosses at Knowsley Safari Park say the 120-strong troop of baboons usually swipe windscreen wipers but have turned to stealing World Cup flags instead."
You see, this is what separates man from the animals: I'm enraged by these flagrant displays of poor taste too, but I'm generally able to restrain myself....
Actually, I envy them their freedom of expression.
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