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Reasons To Move To Europe - part i of an irregular series

Men in Europe go into the sauna naked and sit on a towel. This is more hygienic.

When men in the UK go into the sauna naked, they sit their bare arse directly down onto the wooden benches and drape a towel across their lap. This is perhaps a little more modest, but is presumably less hygienic.

I prefer to sauna in Europe.