time's tide will smother you

I haven't got the energy today, so I'm just going to tell you a joke:

Two monkeys are in the bath. One turns to the other and says:
"ooh ooh! ah-ah! eeeh-eeeh-eeeh!"
So the other one says:
"Well, put some cold in then."

honk honk!

Before you weigh in with your well reasoned critiques, and post-modernist interpretations, I'd like to hear if you know any better ones.... You can't beat a good joke, can you?

Comments button below (well reasoned critiques and post-modernist interpretations also welcome).