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Ok. So here's what we know about me:

- I'm 30

- I'm balding

- I'm going grey

- My memory isn't what it was

- my joints are starting to creak



so why was I so alarmed at the gym when I spotted a hair growing out of my right ear?



I rather think I should be looking forward to my first Remington fuzz-away??



All this and apparently I won't be able to retire for nigh on another 50 years... 2054 isn't so far away, right?